To enter the new caption competition go to the 2006 and submit your caption.

The winner of the Nov/Dec 2005 competition is Bryony Dawkins she supplied the winning caption below to this picture:-



" At last, the perfect disguise! Those stupid birds won't know what's hit them! "

Many thanks to all those who entered, congratulations to the winner and better luck next time to everyone else. Other Entries in no particular order:-

H Benzie - " I might not be a kitten, but I'm still to young to remember Groucho Marx! "

S Jenkins - " I know my eye sight is getting bad but this is beond a joke "

E Villiers- " They'll never recognise me in this disguise"

C Taylor - " Tiddles pondered on the length of time it would take to regurtitate a fake plastic mouseache and noted where his masters shoe was, so he could say thank you for the humliation!"

The winner of the Sep/Oct 2005 competition is Elaine Villiers she supplied this caption to the following picture:-



" Does this Pumpkin look big on me"

Many thanks to all those who entered, congratulations to the winner and better luck next time to everyone else. Other Entries in no particular order:-

F Drake - " What's he smiling about?"

P English - "Nooo, I wanted to be a PEEPING Tom!!!"

N Sariman - " Its sinister face struck fear into the heart of every trick-or-treater ... and the pumpkin was pretty scary too!"

The winner of the Jul/Aug 2005 competition is Kate Flint she supplied this caption to the following picture:-



" Put it where??? Will I need to put my foot on a chair for this?? "

Many thanks to all those who entered, congratulations to the winner and better luck next time to everyone else. Other Entries in no particular order:-

B Dawkins- " Ethel was determind to teach her boyfriend how to cook a decent meal"

T Murphy - " Eeek! It was the chicken I was supposed to truss up!!!"

N Sariman - " OK, so he was tied up and about to be sacrificed, but, boy, did his captor look fine in those hot pants!"

The winner of the May/Jun 2005 competition is Carolyn Addison she supplied this caption to the following picture:-



" 'Next Spring I'm going to the family planning clinic, these food bills are getting outrageous!' "

Many thanks to all those who entered, congratulations to the winner and better luck next time to everyone else. Other Entries in no particular order:-

T Gittins - " Hi Ho Hi Ho its off the the farmers market I go"

N Imlay - " Peter knew that Mr McGregor was not going to be impressed this time."

B Callow - " Next time Mrs Bunny decides to make soup for the fete, she can go do the shopping! "

The winner of the Mar/Apr 2005 competition is Nemone Sariman she supplied this caption to the following picture:-



" Kitty ran as fast as he could, but there was no escape from the Weetabix Monsters."

Many thanks to all those who entered, congratulations to the winner and better luck next time to everyone else. Other Entries in no particular order:-

S Waters - " No more catnip.... no more catnip.... "

L Seaton - " Run - the christians are coming!!! "

P Hughes - " Can't catch me hehehe! "

The winner of the Jan/Feb 2005 competition is Chris Webber he supplied his caption to the following picture:-



" Yoooou can dance, yoooou can jive, having the time of your... 'Come on Martha keep up', ...life... Ooo.. see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen ' 'Ohhh ahhh ouch! Watch me foot Ethel!' "

Many thanks to all those who entered, congratulations to the winner and better luck next time to everyone else. Other Entries in no particular order:-

S Waters - " The over 60's Quidditch team filed a formal complaint against 'The runt in the glasses with the funny scar' "

N Sariman - " Destiny's Child decided to go for a more niche market. "

H Beasley - "Look, will you make up your minds which way the broomstick menders' shop is?? My flaming foot's killing me after that botched landing when the besom bounced on it!! "